Second journal of the day! I'm on a roll xD
Anyways, funniest thing just happened, and I though I'd share.
So, I'm walking home from school. I'm crossing a intersection near an elementary school, and there's a car stopped at a stop sign on the other side. So, I'm halfway across the street, and this dude starts driving toward me! As in, if I stayed put I would have gotten mowed down. I give the guy a "WTF?" look, and I see him throw his hands up behind the windshield in a "WTF?" response. So, I throw my hands up like he just did, and give him the full "JESUS, DUDE!" eyebrows. He then starts waving his arms around and sticking out his tongue like he's having a seizure. At this point, his car is stopped in the middle of the intersection. So, I laugh and take it up a step, waving my arms like a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man. As I do this, I reach the other side of the street, and the car passes behind me.
I then realize that there is a teacher with a flock of preschool kids on the other side of the street, and she is giving me the strangest look. Near her are two of my classmates, also looking totally weirded out. That's when I realize I pretty much had an epileptic fit in the middle of a street, and nobody but me saw the guy behind the wheel doing the same thing.
Once I realize this, I start laughing even harder. Course, that just earns me some more odd looks.
Ooh, another funny story. So, I'm walking home from my job at the hockey arena. It's midnight, and I'm just strolling through my neighborhood.
I'm about halfway home when I see this dude walking toward me, with a lab on a leash. We are the only people on the street, and it is dead silent. So, I'm passing by him on the sidewalk, and that's when I really let one rip. Totally caught me by surprise....and the only noise on the street is PHRRRPPPP. He looks at me, shocked, and then keeps walking. I manage to get ten feet away before completely breaking down. I am pretty much manically laughing at this point. I'm trying to stifle it, but that just makes a weird choking noise that's even worse then the laughter. I glance behind me, and notice the guy looking over his shoulder too. Our eyes meet.
One of the most insanely awkward moments of my life.
Have I mentioned that I have a twelve year old's sense of humour?